Meet someone who is more #NPC#sidequest#Iworkretail#excuseme

Eating my baguette

Got my phone paid off! Consumerism dictates I must now purchase a new one! #debt

That magical moment when #autocorrect changes “oh shoot” to “oh shit.”

Three bananas. Who buys 3 bananas? My mom. This is where I learned to be an NPC.

I should change my name to Drama Queen, damn.

#GrandrapidsComiccon#Springfling these are my people!!!

It’s all cool: I’m disposable. Make me the villain, it’s what I want.

#Weightloss#bariatricbabe#oneyear#newperson#whothat

These two are my world. Misha is the big guy (the sweetest boy) and Jack is the little guy (the terrorist.)