Q+A with the General Manager of the ship - I asked, if a guest dies on board, do you have a morgue? And if a guest is really unruly, do you have a jail? (A: Yes and yes - you can get room service to the jail, but not to the morgue) #BelowDeckAtlantic

Shipboard trivia! My team, Jenn and the Holograms, came in 2nd. We won nothing 🥹 #BelowDeckAtlantic

😂

Lady is LAYING INTO a hotel clerk because her flight is delayed. “I’m in a very dangerous position! I’ll be trapped in the Toronto airport for HOURS! ALONE! What will you do about this?!?” — “madam ze hotel does not control ze airlines and I can hardly imagine a LESS dangerous place to be trapped” 😇

I don’t drink — so if one of us is going to the brig it ain’t me. I will tell my BUTLER that this drunk is threatening me and to please see her away 😀

A terrible drunken American woman on this train thought I was *looking at her* or something and started hootin and a’hollerin and I can still hear her talking about me 💀 I know she is going to be on the same boat I am so this should be a fun week on the high seas with my new enemy!

Ow 😓

What it sounds like for a non-Francophone listening to youths on the bus in Montreal: “shezcouleevoushshxzhoulfphonombrez VIBES ehhh phronkmlezvous SPIKE LEE!” “oh, ouai. eeeehhhh, chercolnophoewpascherxhomme BLUEBERRY MUFFIN eeeeehhh dizonombrezpashcicnonononshshshs SLAY sashonomb”

Or like, read up on it at least if you can’t source the local ingredients!

I would very much like to see the Democratic campaign pivot to HEY GUYS IMMIGRATION IS GOOD ACTUALLY. Because it is. Not only economically, but immigration makes our communities more vibrant, more interesting, more cultured, more artistic, more free.