I’m almost 50 fucking years old. I’ve let myself turn into a swamp troll these last few years. Guys I have to know what exactly is your criteria? Just maximizing discomfort at all times?

I wonder if Kids in the Hall understood how applicable their skit with the gay man leaving the house in increasingly masc clothing but always being called a fag was to everyday women. Not that I’m implying I’m everyday anything but you get the idea