They should have ECGs on both of them. His would look like a ska song.
How do people listen to this rotting orange talk for more than a few seconds? His voice causes my heart rate to spike
I wonder if Kids in the Hall understood how applicable their skit with the gay man leaving the house in increasingly masc clothing but always being called a fag was to everyday women. Not that Iâm implying Iâm everyday anything but you get the idea
Iâm almost 50 fucking years old. Iâve let myself turn into a swamp troll these last few years. Guys I have to know what exactly is your criteria? Just maximizing discomfort at all times?
Just catcalled by some spandex-clad dipshit cycling by on the highway. I was just thinking about NYC too!
Wasps belong to the order âhymenopteraâ from the Greek hymen; meaning hymen, and ptera; meaning winged. Because they are little flying cunts
Lazing around on a Sunday morning stubbornly refusing to leave bed is queen shit. Legit one of my favourite things to do
I went over to Twitter to look at this pile-up and Wu was answering everybody "I'm just saying we have to wait until the evidence is in!!" and then this picture hit her mentions and there was a gigantic chorus of crickets
The film The Beekeeper is leading me to believe I have skills I am unaware of
Good morning Joe!