I’m finding Space Marine 2 surprisingly difficult even on easier levels. The first online coop game was damn near impossible. There’s something about this game that doesn’t click with me and I’m awful at it.

Omg seeing the illustration I thought “oh what a cute caricature” and then scrolled a little and saw the photo and squealed like a piglet.

@atropius.bsky.social drew my dog and it's perfect

Really gotta hand it to a virus that reduces your mental capacity and alters your personality leading you to be more likely to expose yourself to a future infection. Toxoplasmosis could only dream of being this successful.

Smelling the pre-cheese release of serotonin is possible as is detecting the cheese-anticipating skip in my step!

I think my housemates dog can see the future or read minds. If I go to the kitchen and open the fridge by default she will not come see me. If I go with the intent of getting cheese she will be there before the door opens. I have no other explanations.

Imagine if she had come out with something a little slimy on her hand, just to put him on edge. A penny size dollop of egg white.

I really do think he’s trying not to cry when she’s speaking.

Oh here we fuckin goooo

I keep thinking there’s a non zero chance of this evening ending with him having a cardiac event