Hands-down, the greatest happy meal toy to ever exist.

Pro tip for readers: use ube-flavored creamer instead of condensed milk for a tasty spin on the original

You can pry my 2014 Civic with physical buttons from my cold dead hands

I have a strict "C-SPAN only, and only during the actual event" policy

Shout-out to Mom, thanks for being a prop in the pogrom

Tune in tonight to find out!

I DON'T WANT YOUR KNIFE

Intentional Infliction of Consequences

Would an ent eat an entz?

Inanimating