ME: there are two wolves inside of you RFK JR: so, funny story …

hey is anyone also getting the feeling that Veggie Tales isn't just about vegetables

Me watching you watch the movie I suggested

People never learn. It’s me. I’m people.

I didn’t realize I had season tickets to the shit show.

Ack!!! I didn't take it one day at a time! I took it 5 days at a time!

What if the whole universe is just a picture of God feeling cute, and she might delete it later?

I’m sorry to tell you this but the CT scan shows that groove is in your heart.

Them: "I hate to be that guy but..." Me: "THEN DON'T BE THAT GUY!"

Also, “Wuhoo! I got 10 likes on BlueSky!”