“per my last email”

Isn't this what Nerf is for?

Try again and this time play it right

"I hope this email finds you before I do"

"I hope this email finds you far, far away."

youtu.be/flSmiIne-4k?...

Rolling Stones - Paint It Black LIVE (1966)

"Sir, that's a plastic Glock. Okay, a _fully_ plastic Glock."

I want the 1914 model that shot Archduke Ferdinand

On a side note, that is a very odd and slightly worrying bookshelf Why are all the books “Cinderella” and “Arietta”