"declared to be a witch"

ya witch a bird

I wonder if there are records of this inquest...

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Scottish people are nothing if not creative

“We are the chicks of the Auks you could not burn”

Bring back the auk, the dodo, and the passenger pigeon ❗️❗️❗️

You'd think a witch who could call up a storm could avoid being beaten to death

behold, the wisdom of the ancestors

I love how there's a dangling "Maybe" after "stoned to death." Intellectually, I know it's just the start of another sentence, but I really want it to just be it's own sentence, like, "maybe it was stoned to death, maybe it wasn't, maybe it ate all the villagers, who knows?!"