I really cannot understand the appeal of a dead-eyed, senescent, fake plastic meat muppet who has spent the past four years sitting in a chair drooling while our civil rights eroded in real time and our economy and planet burned, but you do you.

I will have ze, how you say, Kirkland signature?

Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was.. Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs

Love how the show underlines that vampires are as much predators in their relationships as they are in their feeding, especially in relationships with significant age gaps, since those manifest as literal power imbalances

If a journalist has been consistently reliable, resourceful and accurate when reporting things you want to hear, you don’t get to dismiss them when they report something you don’t. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules. nymag.com/intelligence...

The Conspiracy of Silence to Protect Joe Biden

The president’s mental decline was like a dark family secret for many elite supporters.

Wish I could afford to soak my body in pomegranate juice for 12 hours a day

Thanks for clarifying

The United States has always been a democracy for some and a brutal authoritarian regime for others, and the effort to expand it to democracy for all has led to a 70+ year backlash culminating in SCOTUS claiming that kings are totes cool and also judges are the ones to coronate them

Girls don’t want boys girls want to know the precise whereabouts of known CIA agent George H. W. Bush on November 22nd, 1963.