One very specific thing you should know about me is that I once drew a daily comic strip called Lit Brick, in which I read the entire Norton Anthology of English Literature and made fun of it. As a result, people at Norton ACTUALLY READ THOSE COMICS and were friendly with me on social media. (1/2)

Sorry, but don't you still draw it?

Subsequently, to this day, I feel guilty when I buy any classic literature from a publisher that ISN'T Norton. Sorry, Penguin, but you never sent me a care package on Valentine's Day, which is a real thing that actually happened. (2/2)