My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
* love to Ryan George who posted this joke yesterday.
I'm literally debating putting up decoy ornaments so my cat stops pulling out the lights and crunching them 🤦🏼♀️
I posted a screenshot of this original tweet last week. It’s still one of my favorite tweets of yours EVER. This is David’s new cat Sebastian in his before and after catnip photos. It will be an ornament free tree this year and maybe forever.
The Lord? That is what I call my cat. I am kind to him.
Cat: Yes, it's celebrating me. So why can't I play with it?
The dates may be a little askew, though. In the Middle East, there were no flocks in the fields later than autumn. Therefore, Jesus could not have been born in December.