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Elizabeth Lopatto
@lopatto.bsky.social
writer at the verge, known cat lady, zevon stan tip me: liz@theverge.com
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people spend a lot of money going to writing school but the main thing that you need to know is that you should almost never use any other verb if “said” will do the job

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history repeats itself, first as a tragedy, second as a farce, third as The Dare.

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Confession: sometimes I remember the thread I did of every David Lynch movie as Mulaney bits, back when that was the meme of the day, and it still makes me laugh.

Screenshot of a tweet from the account @andrewihla, featuring a still of John Mulaney saying "freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man" and the caption "Blue Velvet"
Screenshot of a tweet from the account @andrewihla, featuring a still of John Mulaney saying "Get away from my wife! No one talk to my wife! I didn't kill my wife!" and the caption "Lost Highway"
Screenshot of a tweet from the account @andrewihla, featuring a still of John Mulaney saying "None of us really know our fathers. Anyway..." and the caption "Twin Peaks"
Screenshot of a tweet from the account @andrewihla, featuring a still of John Mulaney saying "I'm new in town and it gets worse." and the caption "Mulholland Drive"
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It belongs in the most important museum in the universe.

A cat in a box that looks like it's screaming on a roller coaster 🤣
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phenomenally bad in an entirely different way. had a blast. see it with friends

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have you seen madame web

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brandi I just keep typing and deleting things. I'm beside myself

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ELlopatto.bsky.social

I think that's going to depend on your theater but I saw it at one of Oakland's rowdier ones on purpose

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WHAT

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look, I'm pretty sure elderly straight men are the only people left on earth who can execute Sontag's pure camp because they have no idea they've stumbled into doing it. it is a marvelous piece of nonsense. I doubled over laughing several times

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Elizabeth Lopatto
@lopatto.bsky.social
writer at the verge, known cat lady, zevon stan tip me: liz@theverge.com
4.7k followers286 following1.9k posts