re: tonight’s potluck, please keep in mind that Bieber’s (147 weeks) moms are California sober (cannabis, ketamine, some psychedelics) and Egypt’s (129 weeks) parents are California vegan (sushi okay, only shops at Erehwon).
PLEASE don’t give Helper Pat tips in the drop off line! If they hold out an iPad, respectfully ignore or click “0%.” They’re trying to raise money for recreational ketamine therapy and we already asked them to knock it off. We ONLY accept tips for our breastfeeding sommelier.
If the 2028 LA Olympic opening ceremony doesn’t begin with a La La Land dance number getting interrupted by literal Moonlight, we’re not doing it right.
biden just said he is brat on live tv
When discussing geopolitics, it’s important to speak from the heart, follow your gut instinct, reference the last thing you read, and place your full trust in a rando 24 year old’s X account that your sibling’s friend sent you during the pandemic.
Our breast milk sommelier is out today. Anyone with experience able to hop into a quick tasting???
The only sensible thing the dems can do right now is nominate Bronny James
