Thank you for establishing yourself as the moral superior to (checks notes) people you imagined, for (checks notes) eating a sandwich.

I don't know dude, did you hear him make fun of Jeff Francoeur for swinging at literally anything no matter how bad it was, while announcing a playoff series with Jeff Francoeur?

Hear me out: LinkedIn is actually the best social network when the Federal Reserve does anything because all the Libertarians start talking like anime villains, except on that platform they're not economists, they're all software sales guys with rental properties, so it's extra dumb.

I did for Pixels 1-6 but I've been on 7 for longer than I've ever successfully not broken a phone because I finally became Cased

Ed, it's completely unknown outside of the analytics industry I think, but fucking ADOBE has an analytics suite that's actually quite popular but only at massive enterprises ruled by bureaucracy, and I bet you can already imagine how and why

Who is Meghan Heljurbotti and what did she do to Jeff Rosenstock

I like to imagine you hunting for them, like the old Kids In The Hall sketch where there are old French Canadian trappers in a modern New York hunting businessmen for their suits.

And always whirling, whirling, whirling Towards barely left of center

Cute name for a meth loving boyfriend

For one glorious weekend Atlanta is the global fashion capital (DragonCon + the PGA Tour Championship + SEC football season opener)