One of my mutuals got into a heated argument with a guy on Twitter because said guy said that you can convert predators to vegan diets because pandas are posted as Carnivora and they eat bamboo. I told him that's not how it works.

And I say you can convert fools online to ... well ... maybe I will leave that everyone's fertile imagination

Pandas are the literal worst example of an animal that just is not actually evolutionarily adapted to its actual diet, but does it anyway for literal shits and giggles.

FFS

And obviously snakes can wear flip-flops since they're members of the Tetrapoda ("four feet"), and worker ants can fly since they're members of the Hymenoptera ("membrane wing").