Good thing the like and reply buttons here and on Threads are reversed

Oatmeal bath time!

Oh no! I recently discovered the “heat it up” trick; it denatures the protein that causes the itch. There are battery-operated devices for sale, or you can put a metal spoon in very hot tap water. Then press on the bite. Good luck 💕

You’re welcome, everyone.

You’re welcome!

Do you rate Spindrift? It’s my fave.

I thought “test tube babies” were, like, *grown* in test tubes. (The science is catching up.)

7yo: “hey mom, why don’t you use Twitter any more?” me: [briefly explains] 7yo, a few minutes later: “mom, why do you think the Tesla guy fired all the people that made Twitter work well?”

Honestly shocked that Threads has launched without accessibility features like alt text.

truly cannot tell if shitposting