Colluding with sea life to take down environmental baddies is literally the plot to Hurricane Vendetta. 😂

Oh long fingernails drive me up the wall. I can’t work with them. Nobody can explain to me how one wipes their butt with long fingernails

A lot of those are press ons. No nail polish necessary

Yeah my ex turned into Gollum

a close up of a person 's face with the words i 'm not listening written on it .

Alt: It’s Gollum

Just as I was divorcing my ex, he got into the CrossFit too but it turned him WEIRD

I’m so sad she didn’t say “I’ll take Cross Fit instead” cuz boy that would’ve been the Cherry on top. www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...

How CrossFit Acts Like a Religion

Gyms and other secular communities are starting to fill spiritual and social needs for many nonreligious people.

Okay spin class isn’t evil but it can literally destroy your muscles. Which is bad. But somehow not evil. youtu.be/r9_bE-g8LKY?...

24-Year-Old Ends Up in Hospital After 1st Spin Class

YouTube video by Inside Edition

True. Zuck isn’t cool. He’s just gone Poochy.

a cartoon of a man playing a guitar with the words wiggity wiggity word up rock on party

Alt: Poochy. The most annoying simpsons character ever.

Imagine writing ‘cool’ and ‘Mark Zuckerberg’ in the same sentence

This is so cute 😂