Things I learned this morning: -The bridge is woke. -The ship that crashed into the bridge is woke. -It was a Russian or Chinese cyber attack. -But it was also a false flag. -Yesterday's legal experts are now structural engineers. -It will take between one day and ten years to build a new bridge.

... and you learned bridges don't float.

If it was the Russians, wouldn't they have told Paul to let Donnie know in advance, so he could line up a political speech to capitalise on it right away?

What I learned on Bluesky: * Container ships are just like incredibly big and heavy, any structure they hit is going to have a bad time What I learned on Twitter: * Something something Jews

I also read within the last hour that wome muppet claims p Diddy planted explosives on the bridge to distract people from the raids on his house.

Also, waves hands, DEI

The last is at least accurate ...

Hasn't the bridge been vaccinated recently?