- A $4 Japanese-style wash cloth changed my life - The reason Diet Coke is so popular is because of its viscosity in the drinker’s mouth - It will be horses that start the animal uprising against humans but octopuses will finish it since we’ll be driven from the land into the sea
- Talc is giving us all the cancer, but corn starch as a replacement? Please - Only take your antidepressants before bed - Even if you don’t have dry mouth, get dry mouth mouthwash with xylitol - Whoever introduced zettlekasten/second brain to me fuck you - You’re allowed one weed gummy as a treat
Unasked for hot takes: - Sam’s Club is better than Costco (at least on the consumer end) - Impossible Burgers taste like more like ground meat but Beyond Burger cook and look more like ground meat - Gremlins 2 is vastly superior to Gremlins - YouTube Premium is the only subscription worth getting
I HAVE VERY IMPORTANT WORK TO DO TODAY I CANNOT BE BOTHERED [buying a $9 duvet insert off Amazon for my dog to make her bed more squishy]
I think the real winner are all the people who didn’t watch this debate.
Folks, I applied for a job for no other reason that I want to do something genuinely fun even though it will barely cover the bills. I don’t give a shit anymore.
All I ask is when I'm murdered from 20-somethings choking me out repeatedly, please don't put a picture of me in a gi in my obituary and say I died doing something I loved.
I'm thinking this is going to happen months from now; 2025 even. He has some physical limitations right now that will require him to tip-toe back to it. NOPE. He wants to start like next week. I am regretting what I said but I can't back out because I promised and want him to have fun again.