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Libertarian Party Hobbit Caucus

@lphobbitcaucus.bsky.social

Committed to upholding the 2B (Second Breakfast), voluntary exchange (especially regifting), and not using the weapons of the enemy.

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LPlphobbitcaucus.bsky.socialAug 20, 2024 2:48pm

Fraternal Order of Shiriffs endorsed Saruman’s candidacy in the Shire

LPlphobbitcaucus.bsky.socialJul 20, 2024 4:51am

LPlphobbitcaucus.bsky.socialJul 1, 2024 2:18am

Based

Sarobertswrites.comJul 1, 2024 2:11am

Frodo defunds the police (shirriffs)

So Frodo agreed to act as his Deputy, until Mr. Whitfoot was in shape again. The only thing that he did as Deputy Mayor was to reduce the Shirriffs to their proper functions and numbers.

LPlphobbitcaucus.bsky.socialJun 30, 2024 2:12am

LP Mirkwood are a bunch of conservatarian losers who post shit like “I want privatized borders not open borders”. can you imagine being stuck in an HOA meeting with Thranduil

Sarobertswrites.comJun 29, 2024 8:03pm

Mirkwood has a No Trespassing Private Property sign being devoured by kudzu. Thranduil is introduced drinking beer on his front porch with a shotgun across his knees.

LPlphobbitcaucus.bsky.socialJun 22, 2024 12:25am

An Entmoot is just an anarchist consensus meeting send skeet

Sarobertswrites.comJun 21, 2024 10:14pm

Ents have a democracy

LPlphobbitcaucus.bsky.socialJun 22, 2024 12:21am

Little known fact: the Democratic Party of Michel Delving is actually run from Tammany Hole

Sarobertswrites.comJun 21, 2024 10:15pm

So do hobbits apparently but the same guy is elected as mayor like every year because no one else runs or folks don’t give a shit or the party machine is crazy strong idk

LPlphobbitcaucus.bsky.socialJun 15, 2024 11:57am

Boromir Gift GIF

Alt: It is a gift

Reposted by Libertarian Party Hobbit Caucus

DTdigitaltolkien.comMay 9, 2024 7:44pm

I may regret this, but for every like, I'll give a fact about the "Hunt for Gollum" story from the text.

LPlphobbitcaucus.bsky.socialMay 9, 2024 5:02pm

The real Gollum was the friends we made along the way

LPlphobbitcaucus.bsky.socialFeb 19, 2024 9:14pm

Gotta love a good sock puppet

Libertarian Party Hobbit Caucus

@lphobbitcaucus.bsky.social

Committed to upholding the 2B (Second Breakfast), voluntary exchange (especially regifting), and not using the weapons of the enemy.

25 followers69 following20 posts