oh i still need to finish it 🥲
simply *the* most dogshit poster of all time. he does not have a funny bone in his body and it makes him so sad and confused. i know fellas who use big bang theory gifs in groupchats and they're funnier than this. guys who put themselves down as jedi on the census.
The screens that are supposed to show what's in each of these doors are broken. If only we had some sort of technology that would allow for seeing what is inside a fridge without opening it. Someone needs to disrupt this industry.
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Utterly, like not a single soul: Me: here comes a 🔭🧪 thread on Jeff Goldblum as neutron stars in pulsar evolution models 🧵👇🏽 (all 📸 credits to Jeff’s Insta account) 1. Jeff Goldblum as the millisecond pulsar. Rapidly rotating, highly magnetised, matured.
he would fuck a toaster