I’m not a deathmonger, but you have to admit the phrase “eternal slumber” makes it sound pretty appealing
nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how many squid facts you knew - if you offered others squid facts - how you made people feel when you told them a squid fact
my wife: he calls sunglasses “sunny Gs” divorce lawyer: my god
I love that you know this.
who called it a naked mole rat and not a scrodent
i simply don't trust people who go to nude beaches. there's something wrong if you don't have a lot of hang-ups about your body as god intended.
hey it's time for my yearly self-reminder that I am allergic to mangoes which I achieve by eating mangoes and then getting a terrible rash on my face