"get behind me satan" always sounded to me like you were asking satan for help. satan, hold my earrings

"Satan? A little support here?"

Always sounded kinky to me. "Satan, get thee ~behind me~.." Wink! Eyebrow wiggle!

The first time (and every subsequent time) that I saw 'Retro Me Satanas', I pictured myself getting a rad 80's makeover from the Devil

either that or he's trying to cut you in line at the DMV

that's why *i* say it.

It's what I say to Satan when we are on a pleasant walk in the park and a menacing dog comes towards us.

In the olden days they didn’t have object permanence. If something was behind you, it ceased to exist

Satan, I can never reach the button on the back of this dress

Or protecting Satan from a dangerous situation