I have had a profound religious experience and I am hearby converting to the church of Ms Rachel

This Australia vs France game is filling me with the kind of raw anxiety that makes me wonder how people can watch sport fulltime

My waxer saw Barbie with her teenage sons and said ‘I think they came out of it with more of an understanding of me’ and I think that’s just lovely.

Just saw a cop car in a massive hurry, sirens on, get blocked by a driverless car whose programming thought it was getting pulled over?! A true San Francisco Moment

Teething is a total evolutionary flaw. No excuse for it. It should have been fixed, same as having periods

Basically heaved with laughter throughout

wait, no gifs on bluesky means NO laughing reaction gifs of the mom from that 70s show, OR the jennifer lawrence-looking lady spitting water, OR the goodfellas one incels love. maybe this is a feature, not a bug

How long do you have to be on here to get invite codes for friends?

Hate how Covid tricks you into thinking it’s over, then does its surprise shitty encore like, day 6

need Lydia Tár on here