behind every cyber truck is a man who women give a fake phone number to
why is it that when u get to the terms and conditions page and scroll down and click OK does another requestor immediately pop up asking if u read the terms and conditions page and u have to click OK again
He’s so close to realizing that everyone in his life only pretends he’s funny to keep the money flowing
INT. Tesla meeting room. An exec rubbing his temples is there with five team leads. Exec: *deep breath* Okay...I just had a meeting with the boss, and- Elon Musk bursts into the room, drenched in sweat with no pants Musk, shouting: "YOU'RE MAKING THE HOLODECK BY 2026" He runs out, asking for water
@kavithad.bsky.social no Frank on Thursday. He flaked.
if you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever, vivid colors, 4k, uhd, high quality boot, realistic human face, orwellian
I am 1337 hax0r