every gaming industry headline is either incomprehensibly twee or "AAA studio lays off 7400 people"

Game news sites are being run by AI and just clickbait now. So Sad.

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To the point I just assume everything is an AI generated article.

What is this about though?

It's ridiculous. I saw one of those articles that does this earlier today, had to read 4 paragraphs deep just to find out what game they were talking about.

The one I'm super tired is the "THIS GAME IS LIKE X AND Y HAD SEX AND SHAT OUT A BABY" and it's always like the most minor qualities two games share

Whoever wrote that second article is a handsome genius!

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It's Exhausting Trying To Read Video Game Website Headlines - Aftermath

You're not the Riddler, just tell me what this is about

What game even was it?