Wrote a story about all of you guys. slate.com/technology/2...

When they finally realized it was time to quit Twitter.

Eight users on the moment they walked.

If you wanted to weigh in, let me know the best way to contact you!

On a lighter note, I interviewed a man who gives out full-sized candy bars for Halloween, which is the sort of domestic fantasy thing that can make you yearn for homeownership. One of these days... slate.com/human-intere...

I’m the Neighborhood Hero Who Doles Out Full-Sized Candy Bars on Halloween

Every community has a legendary "candy house." This year, it's mine.

I interviewed someone who works at Spirit Halloween and -- this might shock you -- but it's just as harrowing as you expect. slate.com/human-intere...

If you've quit Twitter in the past year since the Elon acquisition, I'd love to speak to you for a story! Basically just want to know how your posting habits have changed since!

Slate made me prepare and eat Mitt Romney's eldritch, deeply fucked-up salmon ketchup sandwich. slate.com/human-intere...

I Made Mitt Romney’s Absolutely Cursed Ketchup Salmon. May the Lord Forgive Me.

Making this dish reminded that he's always been just a little too weird for Oval Office.

very much here for @lukewinkie.bsky.socialslate.com/human-intere...

Tucker Carlson Keeps Calling Enes Kanter Freedom an “NBA Star.” Ha!

The lies of MAGA world extend even to the abilities of this former professional basketball player.

I brought On Posting out of retirement! The latest is about the type of writer I wanted to be when I grew up -- a person who wrote fun blogs on cool websites, which is simply a role that no longer exists on the internet. Justice for Fun Blogs! onposting.substack.com/p/as-far-bac...

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a blogger

I did not grow up on Vanity Fair, or Esquire, or any of those lurid, mostly fabricated 9,000 word Playboy interviews with, like, James Caan. My parents only started reading The New Yorker after I left...

In the latest Human Guinea Pig, I lived like Mike Pence for a week and refused to interact with any women without the surveillance of my girlfriend. This is how I learned I've become an outrageously washed wife guy.

I Tried to Avoid Women Like Mike Pence Does for a Week. I Made Some Ghastly Discoveries.

For seven days, I tried very, very hard not to be alone with any woman other than my girlfriend.

Life, it never die. https://slate.com/culture/2023/08/planet-of-the-bass-kyle-gordon-biljana-electronica-dj-crazy-times-interview.html

It’s the Biggest Parody Song in Years. It’s Only the Beginning.

“Planet of the Bass” was viewed more than 100 million times before it was even released. Is comedian Kyle Gordon ready to be a real pop star?