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'We have the piano tuner in' sounds like a euphemism Derek and Clive might have used.

Aha! Well it's good to finally know you. 🙂

Definitely sounds like a Suede lyric...

Bloody love Jay.

Oof. Content aside, that red bold type with yellow shading is enough to give anyone early noughties Wordart Gallery PTSD.

Cowardly fucking bastards. Six foot-plus fat thugs in wraparound shades assaulting women and kids - the absolute definition of 'small man'.