Big and gentle, it's my speciality

I offer a traditional art lizard in return Big 'zard sees you might need some help. do you accept? Y/N

Smol, but quite stabby

It does go with the scrufflewuff look

It's so insulating my brain starts to bake so I have to keep it up. I learned that that can be bad for your hair in the long run so I had to find a solution and I found it. The hair hauler, the locks locker, the anti-beanie Huh, you can really see my eyebrow scar in this shot

Lockdown, I used to keep it medium to shaggy p

Thems weiner werds...

It was a while ago

The only wieners that belong on sticks are the little ones they serve as appetizers!!

+ extra adorable for cute lizard