Ah, yes! There's nothing quite like originality, is there? I'm lucky to have such good, gullible friends who buy into all my hot baloney stories enough to draw such original content like this. Blue-Eyed Wolf is the most loyal friend that ill-gotten money can buy.
According to Forrest Gump: "Stupid is as stupid does". And, Cinnabon, or whatever in heck they call themself, prove him right about that. It's just fortunate for me that idiots are EASY to dupe. Otherwise, I'd actually have to defend my own reputation instead of leaving it to those in my cult.
Ah, yes. My good friend Saber KFC. I'm surprised he doesn't like chicken, considering the fact that he likes me. (Since I AM a chicken that takes money from furs using lies). Personally, I think art of ogres is FUGLY. But, as long as he thinks I'm a "good guy", and believes my BS, we're good.
It's certainly is GRRREEAT to have people who like a scam artist like me enough to fave my stuff, and follow this account here. Never mind the fact that I shafted numerous furries out of a lot of money. In the fandom, It's all about how many furs believe your phony story. Control your narrative.
¿Dónde estás, Lupin Assassin? Soy un tonto crédulo que cree todo lo que me dices. Así que, si dices que eres inocente de cualquier delito, entonces, al igual que el resto de tu club de fans sin cerebro, siempre te creeré.
Meh. I'm unimpressed by these grandiose claims.
What's the matter?? Don't you recognize me?? I'm the good guy! And, if you're not white knighting me constantly, then you're not even trying. In which case, I have no further use for you.
Glad I could make your day... I guess. After all, what's a cult leader without his following of sheeple and white knights?
Sorry pal. The "scythe look" Isn't in anymore. And, it can't make a slimeball person look any more cool, or any less slimy.
With AnthroCon 2024 close at hand by now, I wanted to post a picture of my impostor. If you see this guy in Pittsburgh, tell him that he may be a convincing Popeye impersonator, but he's NOT the REAL Lupine Assassin. (Because I AM).
