SENATE GOP MEETING: "Before we discuss raising taxes on the poor & middle class, adding $1 trillion to the deficit, taking health insurance away from 13 million, raising premiums by 10%, defending treason and swearing in a pedophile, let's begin with a prayer." ~Jack Ziegler, TNY
Relevant: this essay from 1941 making the rounds today, especially these last paragraphs. harpers.org/archive/1941...
Tim Walz told Kamala Harris he eats "white guy tacos" and now all the worst white dudes you know are crying that they're victims of Tim Crow.
Last night I went out to feed the stray cat who visits us and I got all excited when I closed the door and noticed there was new orange stray outside! But then a second later I realized it was my cat Benne who snuck out when I was placing the stray’s food because he’s a huge asshole
Hi everybody. I have some very good news: The Onion is bringing back its monthly print newspaper, starting today. We'll ship it to your door for $5 a month. It is made of the stuff of madness. We couldn’t be any more excited about it, and it only happened because of Bluesky.
The satirical site is hoping a newspaper with fake stories and fake ads will lead to real money.