A collective of some of the horniest and sexually weirdest men alive came together to build a vast machine mind that runs on the equivalent of a billion idle revving Dodge Chargers that can occasionally produce a jpeg of a weird looking but mostly attractive white woman with perky tits.

Wasn’t it Fox News that originally built its (mostly male) viewer base by basically hiring models as anchors/reporters who sat without desks (or minimal desks) showing off their legs with short skirts and spiky heels?

Weird Science (1985) is a comedy, come on people. I'm pretty sure the moral was not "make a sexy lady with your computer"

In the future we’ll all have weird hands but perfect nipples.In the future we’ll all have weird hands but perfect nipples.

It’s probably just noise, but it also seems to have Padma Lakshmi’s scar on the right arm, leading me to wonder if they trained it on Top Chef then said “ok but make sure you make her white!!”

And with Sam Altman’s help and 44 billion more dollars, they just might produce a second attractive white woman

We’ve finally arrived in 1986

two young men are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at something .

ALT: two young men are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at something .

*ducks over, brushes away the flyspeck that you read as a negative sign in the exponent of “2.31x10^9/hr”

alien archaeologists will believe "stepsister" means something like "concubine"

Okay, yes, but there are some downsides too!

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