Waiting for Kamala Harris to choose her running mate is like being in line at the DMV. You’re stuck there, scrolling through your phone, wondering why it’s taking so long. ‘Come on, Kamala, just pick someone!’ Meanwhile, you’re imagining all the potential candidates like it’s a reality TV show…

‘And the rose goes to…’ Then the host throws a cliffhanger, ‘tune in for a surprise on our next episode!’