I can tell only do elastic waistbands anyway, because the difference between each of my measurements puts me in a dramatically different size. But I do that with leggings sometimes.

The fact that short women are assumed to be tiny in all dimensions is the scourge of my wardrobe. Luckily I prefer my dresses long, but I typically don’t even try to buy real pants, because there’s just no way.

Eighties thermos were not that good.

With a side of destroying the environment, exactly.

My preferred search engines in order of when I used them: webcrawler, altavista, dogpile, google.

He looked like a character in a Friday the 13th movie.

Rose petals are generally safe.

I want to give her treats.

I feel the same way. Also I thought I remembered that the times Murderbot disguised as human, humans thought it was female.

And I was super impressed by Some Desperate Glory. I had feelings reading it.