my dog has a cloth banana peel and her favorite thing is to lick it for 10 minutes straight and then bring it over to me, sopping wet, to play fetch. the sensation of holding it is a nightmare. the wet splat of it when I throw it, nightmare. she does not care. sicko behavior.
Sicko behavior by dog or you? You're the one handling it ...
INNOCENT
Could be worse, ever had a big spiky Nylabone dropped on your bare foot?
that’s a bonafide dog right there
I’ve never been this close to throwing up from simply reading a few lines.
My friends' dog had a banana ('had', because he did the exact same as your dog until banana no longer existed😅) we called the fetch part of the ritual 'Banana Scramble '
This made my insides feel wrong and I can’t shudder enough to get rid of the ick - help