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Maggie Astor
@maggieastor.bsky.social
Reporter at The New York Times writing about U.S. politics. NYT Guild steward. Previously: climate and covid coverage. Always: cats, gymnastics. No, not one of those Astors.
5.2k followers486 following2.1k posts
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[Bojack inner monologue voice] This is Bluesky. This is not sleep. You are scrolling Bluesky. Stop it. Stop scrolling and go to sleep. Stop it. Don't scroll one more time. Put the phone down. Do not scroll one more time. I can't believe you scrolled one more time.

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LAlithiumandpoetry.bsky.social

to make it more accurate you should have cursed a little bit 🤣🤣

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Rradianthostility.bsky.social

Can't fool me. Bluesky isn't real this is boring twitter.

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DIdaybreakstations.bsky.social

Sigh since I'm here twice now I have to go be responsible lol

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Nncallaway.bsky.social

I feel like today, we earned another little scroll, right? I mean, each time I scrolled today, something exploded. So, just, like one more little explosion, right?

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Ddd9000.bsky.social

It me.

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Jpfrazees.monster

amazing, no notes.

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SHsuehopkins.bsky.social

I just finished 19 hours of travel and have been awake for 24h. I LOL’d. (Scrolls again)

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Fferinoch.bsky.social

a cartoon of two women standing next to each other in a room
a cartoon of two women standing next to each other in a room

ALT: a cartoon of two women standing next to each other in a room

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WQwendyqualls.bsky.social

I did it! I put down BlueSky! Now I’m just going to check Reddit for a second before I sleep…

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PCmajima.club

This skeet kicked me in the metaphorical dick and then stole my car and drove it into a ditch

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Maggie Astor
@maggieastor.bsky.social
Reporter at The New York Times writing about U.S. politics. NYT Guild steward. Previously: climate and covid coverage. Always: cats, gymnastics. No, not one of those Astors.
5.2k followers486 following2.1k posts
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