MW
Maggie Westrum
@maggiewestrum.bsky.social
gentle amusement cloaked in mystery.
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there’s a crack in the foundation of my garage, it emits a burst of electromagnetic energy every 108 minutes something to worry about?
Dilithium crytals
have you spoke with @juliusgoat.bsky.social about this
Eh, just the self-repair routine on the alien probe your house was built over, it’ll probably need a few more decades to blast off
Not as long as you enter the code.
Just push the button, jack. Do you need me to give you the numbers again?
MW
Maggie Westrum
@maggiewestrum.bsky.social
gentle amusement cloaked in mystery.
640 followers279 following3.7k posts