Fuck off. Grow up. #spookyseason

30th September 2024 07.08 Craster

And I don’t want to spend money on foul tasting stomach ache.

The nice little bar round the corner with the sun trap does two by two. Always cloudy, sometimes nice. I’ve grown to trust them. The problem with everyone else is that you don’t know whether it’s cloudy deliberately or it’s off.

Aye. I’m sick of them.

Filter your beer you cunts.

I know just the thing.

Did this joke on WhatsApp and someone much funnier than me said “at least it’s not telling you to pull your finger out”

TOO FAR, STRAVA

Exercise monitoring is all fine and well, but I’m not sure I like this real time feedback on my wanking