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Can I just shock you: I *like* cricket
@magicdarts.bsky.social
Scientist, cricketer, twat. Bespoke-crafted unfunny nonsense pleasing nobody.
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Tom Hollander is in this. He must be upsettingly young but looks about 50.

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In honour of Dame Maggie we’re watching Gosford Park. I’m sure I’ve seen it before but it’s not ringing any bells. Nobody’s got pissed at the Border Minstrel, or been sick in their hat at the Northumberland Plate for starters.

The Border Minstrel, Gosforth Park
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It’s irrelevant to the film, which in itself is great, but I think the opening paragraph to the novel is one of the best bits of introductory writing ever done. It tells you everything about Marlow: his character, his cynicism, and the situation he’s getting into, in six killer lines.

The opening of the Big Sleep
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Big Sleep is lush.

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@852dude.bsky.social finished Master of Mankind. Three thoughts: 1. What the fuck? 2. The emperor is a cock 3. What the fuck?

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Made a pal.

A little white curly dog called Cara
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I didn’t in the end. And I’m glad for a number of reasons.

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Not actually kidding.

Screwfix
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Maybe go out to Screwfix

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Think I’ll go and finish tidying the shed

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Can I just shock you: I *like* cricket
@magicdarts.bsky.social
Scientist, cricketer, twat. Bespoke-crafted unfunny nonsense pleasing nobody.
114 followers97 following3.1k posts