Big Things are happening in My toilet

in another life I would’ve loved being unemployed with you

If I saw my hand off I’d probably get out of work for at least 2 weeks

hello fuckers

shidding in the name of

I am going to torture Asmongold by forcing him to drink plain water while I dangle a delicious sprite mixed with A1 sauce just in front of him

it’s my eighth first day of 3rd grade tomorrow, I’m so excited. just packed lunch. I just know I’m gonna be line leader this year

manifesting a migraine

and this little piggie went abloo bloo bloo all the way home lol

you just got sharted bitch