crunchy

i said what i said

ah i see you are dating a large cat

i know you're joshing but the most persuasive argument i use is that "would you rather be extremely stressed or a little bit bored" and i have never missed an important train or plane since

"alex salmond died of a sudden and violent heart attack trying to open a bottle of ketchup for tasmina ahmed-sheikh on a trip to north macedonia" is a private eye joke, it can't be real. and yet it is

i'm not entirely convinced either way of this yet. on the one hand hodges is saying there's strong denials, on the other rentoul is claiming the opposite and that they did fumble it. so i'm going for the funnier answer where some did lend their votes but there was no organisation at all

❌ living well is the best revenge ✅ outliving is the best revenge

ohhh noooooo!!!!

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Kemi Badenoch seeking to explain her maternity pay policy gaffe, says that government is "overburdening" businesses, cites minimum wage and maternity pay.