A nude Arnold Palmer enjoying a midnight snack is startled by a loud noise and quickly whirls around, his giant hog clobbering the half-full drinking glasses on the kitchen table, sending them crashing to the floor. The iced tea and lemonade pool together on the linoleum, and inspiration strikes.

That's not lemonade

🤣🤣🤣

clobbering fucking killed me

Donald Trump talking about Arnold Palmer's " sophisticated shower penis " is all sorts of weird .

A most excellent shitpost.

On reading this, I though, "What did Trump say now?" I had too look it up. This is what Bluesky is for.

This was so funny it reduced me to tears. Thank you 🫡

omg i can't breathe i have literal tears in my eyes 😂

Did Palmer and Milton Berle ever play gold together?

this is canon now