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@majorarschloch.bsky.social
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Ask him about Sprite Eggs
Seriously, go up and say "Ted Cruz, Sprite Eggs, yes?" And turn your head like a confused dog while making eye contact and not blinking
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@majorarschloch.bsky.social
All posts are tested on animals before submission. They don't like them either. Don't like what I said? Call my toll free tip line at 719-266-2837
586 followers300 following21.4k posts