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Maladroithe
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A lot of videos in my algo rn about Christians “anointing” shit for health and safety, babes this is spell casting.

Lady reading a Bible: things to anoint as the biblical gatekeeper of your home:
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Lady standing over a crib: your children, womb, nursery
Lady standing over ugly furniture: new furniture you bring into your home
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ITcolouredwilde.bsky.social

I tell people all the time that they aren't actually Christian and they get mad at me. But facts are that their ancestral religions and practices were swallowed up by an already bastardized Christianity. All these disagreements exist bcos ppl just added a sprinkle of Jesus to what they already did

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GPpradaldi.bsky.social

New schism any minute now.

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Even “getting saved” involves saying the magic words

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WHgreenakers.bsky.social

She's not even tracking component use, what a fuckin casual

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MEzombiscribe.bsky.social

I love this type of shit from the trad community, it’s really one of the more funny forms of hypocrisy

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HVtelemark.bsky.social

Why do I suspect "anointing your womb" involves special applicators likely made of silicone and perhaps flavored oils?

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Ppodbastard.bsky.social

MY SOUL

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SSthesix.bsky.social

The difference between miracles (yay!) and magic (boo!) is for them to know and you to find out when you burn in the eternal fires of hell.

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LGlancethegay.bsky.social

This is literally witchcraft. The thing Christians are scared of. Is she asking to get burned at the steak? My little witch heart is dying right now.

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dallasnz.bsky.social

One of my recent ancestors was one of those snake preachers. .. The venom cant harm me if my faith is the size of a mustard seed (!) died of a snakebite, refusing treatment. 2 years later, so did his wife, same exit door.. a year later .. their son.. and yes, you guessed it ..

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Maladroithe
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