I give a shit, that's awesome

Black Sabbath was right, Make a joke and I will sigh, And you will laugh and I will cry, happiness I cannot feel, And love to me is so unreal.

May their memory be a blessing

Howdy 🤠🤌

Me omw to beat up the Monday machine

are any of our choices freely made or are they all predetermined by some mixture of experience and biology? dr. phil investigates by yelling at a heroin addict to stop doing heroin for applause from an audience of adults who can’t be left unattended with exactly one screwdriver

Same

They're coming to Get Me

Mantis I'm going to shoot you with a cartoonishly large gun if you don't turn that dial back to the weekend

Who turned on the Monday machine??