we are quickly approaching the timeline where Cruelty Squad is the most accurate piece of Cyberpunk media

local elf in the middle of eating another italian cold cut sub with extra salami and provolone on eight inches of elven travel bread quoted saying "yeah itsh travelin. travelin touh my stomasch!" predicted to follow up dinner with another 8 hour power nap

I think if I owned a gun I'd carry it at all times until my hand gets sweaty and when I feel like I'm starting to kill the vibe I start slowly, silently bringing the barrel up to my mouth while glancing at everyone around me for approval

AAA game devs obsessed with yoga pants lately

bisexual dudes in thick rimmed glasses that listen to mumford and sons kinda went hard with beard oil every time I see a dude with a ratty looking beard im like "damn he should hang out with Ezekiel and Jephrey at the farmer's market they'd really set him straight on his grooming practices"

ai art was at its best when it was only good at making amorphous blobs and bloodborne wizards and ai audio was at its best when it could only make really grating monotonous imitations of celebrities and cartoon characters

Angel With a Shotgun feels like it was made to be nightcore remixed accompanied by an image of a sad magical girl I can't comprehend it as anything else

is it stolen valor to get a neutered tattoo if you haven't had an orchiectomy

i think xmen is a good metaphor for autism. oh your autism makes you extremely good at math and a straight-edge, focused employee at an accounting office? well mine makes it fucking impossible for me to make friends or get a job and I like Borderlands unironically