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this apple arcade review for stardew from from someone new to the game is really funny to me

Review Update 1.1 SPOILER ALERT
Aug 9
pawesomegal
Hi, it's me again. I've just recently married, (in the game) and something bothers me. With Shane, you see cut scenes where he tries to do it suicide. Alex talks about his dad getting drunk and beating his mom. But when it comes to babies, you won't allow being pregnant? I mean, we all know how babies are made. But you don't have to show it or anything. Maybe just when he/she says "do you want a baby?" And you say yes, just do like a harp. That would be funny for those of us who know how babies are made.
Plus, you could do like a 1 month pregnancy and the day of the pregnancy there could be this funny cutscene where the husband freaks out and gets dr Harvey and you give birth with your hubby and the best friend. And for same sex couples you could get adopt a kid and there could be this heartfelt cutscene where the kid and mayor Lewis come to the door one morning and it was super cute. I just think the whole tube thing is kinda dumb. Jus
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