Omg my body might actually let me sleep now.

😳

Being hypersexual is wild. You can literally be in crippling pain and deeply exhausted, and your body will still be like, "But when is the action happening, though?"

Wait come back, it is totally safe to put your scrotum in my mouth.

This reminds me of that trivia that you can easily bite through a pinky finger but your brain stops you from doing so.

If you open your mouth wide enough then you can fit the whole scrotum inside

My haters can't stop me, because even I can't stop me.

Up all night again because of pain. Turns out pork still hurts my organs

I think you'll find Austria understanders know exactly where it is