It’s annoying when people make things up that never happened for internet clout It’s even MORE annoying when someone responds “I’ll take Things That Never Happened for 400, Alex” for internet clout WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT

Yeah, these clichés age in dog years on social media.

Or "why you gotta lie like that?" I will say that a guilty pleasure is when someone who claims to know that poster personally calls them out on bullshit.

Twitter-humor from 10 or 15 years ago seems to have carried over to Bluesky, for better or worse

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"NOT Guilty, m'Lord" (I am TOTALLY guilty)

You don't pick the category AFTER hearing the clue, have they never watched Jeopardy before

it’s not even using jeopardy format the right way. “what is ‘something that never happened’?”

I had one idiot promoter try to tell me in front of other people that my claims of working on Babylon 5 were false, as he *knew* for a fact that someone in TN could never have that kind of connection. So I called JMS on speakerphone in front of him and the others. The look on that guy’s face… 😈

I muted this whole category of smug cliches on Twitter, haven’t gotten around to doing it here yet.

I found that funny like the first two times I ran across it maybe. Now it's just old.I found that funny like the first two times I ran across it maybe. Now it's just old.